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Wow, this woman’s logic is infallible. And by infallible, I mean, she should really think this over again.

When you can admit to yourself that your logic hasn’t been that great the whole game, why continue with it?

This isn’t your ordinary kind of leak! Maybe the store owner should get that looked into…

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So either they just do things differently over in Sweden, or pot smokers are just a strange breed. Not too unlike the women who sold weed to a cop, this guy ran to the authorities when his trip turned ugly.

The 26 year-old man journeyed to his local police station to complain that his hash had been laced with LSD. He told the officers there that soon after his smoke his TV started talking to him and (wait for it) his girlfriend turned into a dolphin.

That’s some bad hash.

The man wanted the officers to test the hash he brought with him to the station for LSD, but they refused. They asked for the suppliers name, and, despite practically offering himself up for arrest due to possession in the name of drug-dealer justice, the man refused to give the name.

Those with a weak stomach might want to avert their eyes away from this terrible scene. Poor cat run over by a truck!

Lovin’ how the cat just rolls over.

It’s like a wormhole opened up underneath this kid’s feet.

Google Street View strikes again! This becamera-ed van has really broadened my horizons on how completely random the human race really is.

I present to you exhibit A: two men dressed as scuba divers sunbathing on a fine afternoon.

And chasing the Google van.

To see the whole scenario, head over to Asylum UK. Or click here to see the original on Google itself.

This video brings the two words “mindblowing” and “moron” together into one sentence. Holy cow!

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I’m sure someone’s having second thoughts right about now.

A creative individual only known as “Tyler” sent in this photo to his local news after a hail storm hit North Texas. However, it’s obvious that “Tyler” didn’t get any of that reported hail.

So he made his own. I think the ice cubes on the ground are especially convincing. *wink wink*

I shudder to think of the quality of employees this company hires that a sign like this could be deemed necessary. Either that or the managers just have a great sense of humor…