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So either they just do things differently over in Sweden, or pot smokers are just a strange breed. Not too unlike the women who sold weed to a cop, this guy ran to the authorities when his trip turned ugly.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The 26 year-old man journeyed to his local [...]

Whew, if this isn’t high security, then I don’t know what is. I’m sure glad we can trust the TSA with our precious precious airports.

Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
10. Woman Parks SUV On Top Of [...]

While I wouldn’t exactly say that this is “moron” news, this did give me a bit of a chuckle.
The video is the view from a policeman’s dash cam while he was performing a routine traffic stop. While writing (presumably a ticket), a little black cat get overly friendly – perching on the man’s shoulder and [...]

Turns out there’s nothing to worry about after all.

A hilarious little clip that hit the news earlier this year. A cop got his hands on a little confiscated weed and decided to see what all the fuss was about. He and his wife made some “magic brownies”…and called 911.

Cop Eats Pot Brownies, Freaks Out, and calls 911 sound bite  Michigan sound bites

In a previous blog, I talked about a hapless thief who stopped for a nap in his victim’s home. This time we get to see the other side of this ongoing game of Cops and Robbers. A US Capitol Police officer, Thomas Patrick McMahon, was found passed out in a drunken stupor in a woman’s [...]

Most often it’s the simplest solutions that prove to be the best.
Article from: Agence France-Presse
FORGET the knotted bed sheets or tunnel. A New York prisoner has come up with a much easier way to break out of jail: ask the guards for the exit.
The inmate, who was wearing a suit for a court [...]

ANANOVA-Dutch police swooped on what they thought was an illegal cannabis farm – only to wreck a scientific experiment.
The plants were part of a legal experiment on the use of cannabis fibres in textiles, paper and synthetic materials by the University of Wageningen.
“More than half the plants were destroyed,” said Simon Vink, spokesman for the [...]

I guess not all drug raids are as exciting as they look on TV. This video clip taken from the Today Show shows police officers occupying their time during a 9 hour drug raid. It took them only twenty minutes to find the occupants Wii and they wasted no time in firing it up.
The hands-down [...]