Moron Daily News

Either someone was extremely forgetful, or this is the worst prank ever.

It may not be flattering to the professor, but props to this student for creativity.

This guy apparently noticed a lone emu wandering on the side of the road, and decided the best way to help it was to tackle it and wrestle with the 6 ft bird in the dirt.
That’s what I call tough love.

While I wouldn’t exactly say that this is “moron” news, this did give me a bit of a chuckle.
The video is the view from a policeman’s dash cam while he was performing a routine traffic stop. While writing (presumably a ticket), a little black cat get overly friendly – perching on the man’s shoulder and [...]

Sometimes the news is unscripted, such as this moment when a seagull passes by the backdrop camera on live news.
The anchor plays it off no problem, but he says the cameramen were hysterical.

Looks like someone might have to re-take geography.

The question that is on everybody’s mind…How do you deep-fry Pepsi?

They picked the wrong people alright. These guys messed with…transvestites? But don’t let the high heels and fancy dress fool you. Both of these dudes who look like ladies are trained cage fighters who were attending a fancy dress stag party. They delivered the smackdown hard, proving you can be tough and look fabulous in [...]

Something about this seems self-defeating.