Moron Daily News

Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
10. Woman Parks SUV On Top Of [...]

A woman by the name of Elsa Benson has managed to create quite the reputation for herself, and it’s not one that grants you any favors. Or makes you popular with the police for that matter.
Elsa has a bit of a habit for calling 911 in non-emergency situations. Her latest “emergency”?
Her husband refused to eat [...]

Now here’s a hilarious use of 911 – calling the cops on yourself. In this 911 recording, an unidentified woman calls to report a drunk driver only to admit that she’s the one driving drunk.

Woman calls 911 to report herself as drunk driver sound bite  911 Call sound bites

A hilarious little clip that hit the news earlier this year. A cop got his hands on a little confiscated weed and decided to see what all the fuss was about. He and his wife made some “magic brownies”…and called 911.

Cop Eats Pot Brownies, Freaks Out, and calls 911 sound bite  Michigan sound bites

Someone this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to own a Ferrari. They were obviously going to mistreat it sooner or later. And I would say drunkenly parking it on a train track definitely counts as mistreatment.

Stupid 911 Call as Train Hits Ferrari – Watch more Funny Videos

This past May an Ohio man called 911…because his son wouldn’t clean his room. When told to pick up, the son, Andrew Mizsak Jr., became angry – throwing plates of food and balling his fists in a fit of rage. No, Andrew isn’t six. He’s a 270 pound 29 year-old living with his parents. The [...]