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Those with a weak stomach might want to avert their eyes away from this terrible scene. Poor cat run over by a truck!
Lovin’ how the cat just rolls over.

This video brings the two words “mindblowing” and “moron” together into one sentence. Holy cow!
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Unmarked vehicles, stolen cars..heck, maybe even a taxi – all could be better escape choices than the one Mark McAvinew made. Mark made the poor, poor choice of robbing a Metcalf bank in Kansas City, then made the even poorer choice of driving his company van to the heist.
Nothing says “anonymous” like your company logo [...]

Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
10. Woman Parks SUV On Top Of [...]

We humans sure do have a tough time with buttons. And the bigger and brighter and more mysterious they are, the harder they are to resist. This tendency has been fodder for many jokes, from Family Guy to internet games. We just love to press those buttons.
Sometimes we resist, painful though it may be. Other [...]

This young man took it upon himself to burglarize a small Apple store. Subtly not being his strong suit, the thief backed his truck through the front entrance of the store, damaging the framing beyond repair.
Surveillance video captured the action as he attempts to grab the display computers. This didn’t go done quite as [...]

Either someone was extremely forgetful, or this is the worst prank ever.

These guys didn’t stand a chance.

One 28 year-old couple decided to combine their parental duties with their love of crime. The packed up the kids and took their 4 and 6 year old children for a little crime spree through the San Fernando Valley.
They made their first criminal stop at a Rite Aid, then hit a CVS. However, either third [...]

The weather turns cold in Michigan and fall is the time of year when the locals begin indulging in the habit of starting their cars long before they actually leave the house. Tim Music was doing exactly that one morning, but when he left the house in order to drive his son to school, the [...]