Moron Daily News

The guy wasn’t so smart for committing a crime in the first place, but he sure did have a backup plan!

After Adam Goldstein, an unpaid reserve police officer, was cited for his broken navigation lights on his boat, he decided to take matters into his own hands.
Apparently angry at the citation, Goldstein drove home, put on his police uniform and gun, then drove to the Fortville police station, where he took a squad car, Fortville [...]

Police chief Timothy Escola of Ohio retired from the force last Tuesday when a dashboard camera caught him and a female officer kissing in the front seat of the cruiser. If that wasn’t bad enough, while this was going on they had a burglary suspect in the back of the cruiser. Talk about awkward.
While many [...]