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So either they just do things differently over in Sweden, or pot smokers are just a strange breed. Not too unlike the women who sold weed to a cop, this guy ran to the authorities when his trip turned ugly.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The 26 year-old man journeyed to his local [...]

Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
10. Woman Parks SUV On Top Of [...]

Judy Kirchoff and Crystal Weissenfels had some pot to sell, and I guess they needed to sell it fast. They spotted a security officer patrolling the STA Plaza and, for reasons unknown to modern science, approached him.
Oh, but these ladies were wily. They questioned him on his particular law upholding powers and he had to [...]

A hilarious little clip that hit the news earlier this year. A cop got his hands on a little confiscated weed and decided to see what all the fuss was about. He and his wife made some “magic brownies”…and called 911.

Cop Eats Pot Brownies, Freaks Out, and calls 911 sound bite  Michigan sound bites

This guy takes the term “pot head” to a whole new level.
29 year-old, Cesar Lopez, took an ordinary visit to a Pennsylvanian convenience store restroom. On his return, however he looked anything but ordinary. A police officer who happened to be in the store noticed the young man peering intently into his baseball cap. [...]

There’s dumb, and then there’s dumb. I think this woman falls under the latter category.
A woman, 54, living in  Brant Township, Michigan called authorities (aka the police) to report a robbery. It seems a couple of thieving men had broken into her house and made off with her pot plants. Naturally she wanted to see [...]

I guess not all drug raids are as exciting as they look on TV. This video clip taken from the Today Show shows police officers occupying their time during a 9 hour drug raid. It took them only twenty minutes to find the occupants Wii and they wasted no time in firing it up.
The hands-down [...]

I guess this man wants to revive the barter system.
FREDERICK, Md. – Authorities in Frederick County, Maryland say a 52-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly tried to pay for gas with marijuana instead of cash.
Frederick County Sheriff’s deputies say it happened at the Classic Fuels Store on Old National Pike in New Market, Maryland [...]

I just hope no one tries to pick his pocket.

A Florida man was pulled over for having expired tags on his vehicle. It was a routine traffic stop until the officer noticed something suspicious in the man’s mouth. What most of us would have instantly recognized as an innocent breath mint was, to this cop, insidious and dangerous crack! According to the cop, field [...]