Moron Daily News

Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
10. Woman Parks SUV On Top Of [...]

Way to be insensitive, girl.

Ok, I’m a bit worried…

Back to college for you, dude!

Words fail me.

All of us know the drill. You commit a crime, escape the country, lie low for a few years; then, when the heat is off, live it up on your ill-gotten gains. All you have to do is create a few pseudonyms for yourself and make sure to never ever ever reveal your secret location. [...]

19 year old Jonathan Parker (no relation to Peter Parker) was busted for burglary earlier this month. He stole two diamond rings worth approximately $3,500. However, the Great Diamond Theft of ‘09 was stopped dead in its tracks when Jon decided to hang out in the victim’s home and check his Facebook account. After (presumably) [...]

If this doesn’t mean that social networking is out of hand, then I don’t know what does. Two Aussie girls (ages 10 and 12) had the misfortune to fall into a storm drain and became trapped and/or lost (though given their response to this situation, I’d argue that they were “lost” beforehand, if you catch [...]

Oh, I can think of a few reasons…