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Wow, this woman’s logic is infallible. And by infallible, I mean, she should really think this over again.

When you can admit to yourself that your logic hasn’t been that great the whole game, why continue with it?

This young gentleman had himself in a whole heap o’ trouble and thought he could get out of it if only he could skedaddle fast enough. Too bad for him that court houses usually have bullet proof glass windows.
His little attempt cost him. His bond jumped from a hefty $50,000 to an astronomical $1.5 million.
Ouch.

Whew, if this isn’t high security, then I don’t know what is. I’m sure glad we can trust the TSA with our precious precious airports.

I hope this guy has some kind of contractor’s insurance, cause this is coming right out of his pocket!
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Unmarked vehicles, stolen cars..heck, maybe even a taxi – all could be better escape choices than the one Mark McAvinew made. Mark made the poor, poor choice of robbing a Metcalf bank in Kansas City, then made the even poorer choice of driving his company van to the heist.
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Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
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Way to be insensitive, girl.

So either the crew over at Fox News didn’t know to correctly add to reach  100% or someone is severely lacking in their knowledge of pie charts.

Hmmm…I guess I’ve got to go with the former.

Good to hear…ever think of re-enrolling?