Moron Daily News

We humans sure do have a tough time with buttons. And the bigger and brighter and more mysterious they are, the harder they are to resist. This tendency has been fodder for many jokes, from Family Guy to internet games. We just love to press those buttons.
Sometimes we resist, painful though it may be. Other [...]

In 2008, KY man Joshua L. Moore was busted at a Louisville gas station on charges of drug trafficking. But what could have possibly caused the gas station attendant to become suspicious of him and call the police? Moore was just innocently pumping gas into his car. Everyone does that at a gas station, right?
Oh, [...]

Check out this photo of a blond women filling a gas can. What’s that in her hand? Oh, just a lit cigerette..nothing to worry about.

I’m thinking that in the case of Lonnie Meckwood and Philips Weeks their gas tank wasn’t the only empty thing in their car. The Pennsylvanian pair was busted shortly after robbing a New York gas station at knife point. They were discovered a mere mile down the road after their getaway car ran out of [...]