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Tag: grand theft auto

This Makes Perfect Sense

VALLEJO, Calif. – The California Highway Patrol say a man stole a car to make a court appearance on a previous auto theft charge.
Patrol investigator Chris Linehan says he arrested Samuel Botchvaroff Tuesday as he sat inside a stolen 2000 Range Rover at the Vallejo courthouse. The 24-year-old Botchvaroff had just left his arraignment on [...]

Crime Down Under

An Australian car thief was busted for grand theft auto when he was discovered napping in a local car wash. He drove his stolen Audi into the automatic car wash, and after an hour of zero movement a suspicious service station attendant called the police. I suppose there might be something strange about a car [...]

Next I might try drama…

Chicago police had egg on their face after being thoroughly duped by a 14 year-old. In what is technically termed a “ballsy move”, the kid acquired a police uniform, then walked into the station and reported for duty. Right there is where most of us would have chickened out or gotten busted. But not our [...]

Arriving in Style

A 37 year-old California man drove to court to face charges of stealing a $125,000 Porsche Carrera. What did this man drive, you might ask? The answer: a stolen Lexus SUV.
Maybe he thought they wouldn’t notice. However, in addition to a Lexus not being a low profile kind of vehicle, this particular one had a [...]