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Really…how on earth can you sue yourself? You’d think that would be something tossed in along with the 5th.

Ananova had this gem of a story. Some people take product advertising just a little too seriously.
A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products.
Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £26,000 from parent company Unilever for the “depression and psychological damage” caused by [...]

Jonathan Lee Riches has no qualms about suing. He’ll sue so much a look at you.  This guy is definitely off his rocker. He has over 1,000 ridiculous lawsuits to his name. Here are a few examples:

August 2007: Sued baseball player Barry Bonds for $42 million for, amongst other things, selling steroids to nuns, giving [...]

Michigan resident Richard Overton sued Anheuser-Busch in 1991. Why? Glad you asked.
Mr. Overton sued Anheuser-Busch in excess of $10,000 for false advertising. It seems that when he cracked open his ice cold Bud, no sexy women in bikinis materialized, as per the current Bud Light TV advertisement.
Who honestly thinks that is going to happen? Only [...]

Anthony Gower-Smith, a janitor in Romsey, Hampshire in the UK, is suing the Hampshire County Council. Why? What heinous thing have they done against this innocent blue collar worker? Well, glad you asked.
It seems that while Gower-Smith was removing a poster from the gym wall when he fell from the 6 foot ladder on which [...]