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So either they just do things differently over in Sweden, or pot smokers are just a strange breed. Not too unlike the women who sold weed to a cop, this guy ran to the authorities when his trip turned ugly.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The 26 year-old man journeyed to his local [...]

Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
10. Woman Parks SUV On Top Of [...]

Judy Kirchoff and Crystal Weissenfels had some pot to sell, and I guess they needed to sell it fast. They spotted a security officer patrolling the STA Plaza and, for reasons unknown to modern science, approached him.
Oh, but these ladies were wily. They questioned him on his particular law upholding powers and he had to [...]

A hilarious little clip that hit the news earlier this year. A cop got his hands on a little confiscated weed and decided to see what all the fuss was about. He and his wife made some “magic brownies”…and called 911.

Cop Eats Pot Brownies, Freaks Out, and calls 911 sound bite  Michigan sound bites

This guy takes the term “pot head” to a whole new level.
29 year-old, Cesar Lopez, took an ordinary visit to a Pennsylvanian convenience store restroom. On his return, however he looked anything but ordinary. A police officer who happened to be in the store noticed the young man peering intently into his baseball cap. [...]

There’s dumb, and then there’s dumb. I think this woman falls under the latter category.
A woman, 54, living in  Brant Township, Michigan called authorities (aka the police) to report a robbery. It seems a couple of thieving men had broken into her house and made off with her pot plants. Naturally she wanted to see [...]

ANANOVA-Dutch police swooped on what they thought was an illegal cannabis farm – only to wreck a scientific experiment.
The plants were part of a legal experiment on the use of cannabis fibres in textiles, paper and synthetic materials by the University of Wageningen.
“More than half the plants were destroyed,” said Simon Vink, spokesman for the [...]

Behold the face of a pot farmer. Evidently he’s been sampling too much of his own product. Either that, or he was always easily distracted.
When locals found and reported the location of a marijuana farm, the police where quick to set up a surveillance camera in hopes of catching the mastermind behind the operation. And [...]

I guess this man wants to revive the barter system.
FREDERICK, Md. – Authorities in Frederick County, Maryland say a 52-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly tried to pay for gas with marijuana instead of cash.
Frederick County Sheriff’s deputies say it happened at the Classic Fuels Store on Old National Pike in New Market, Maryland [...]

A woman in Ontario, Canada was brought up for charges for possession of marijuana plants after she had photos of the plants developed. Crazy, isn’t it? I mean, really – who has a 35 millimeter this day and age?
The woman was actually let off the hook, since the photos couldn’t actually be submitted as evidence. [...]