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So either they just do things differently over in Sweden, or pot smokers are just a strange breed. Not too unlike the women who sold weed to a cop, this guy ran to the authorities when his trip turned ugly.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The 26 year-old man journeyed to his local [...]

Ah, nothing sounds more relaxing than a stroll through a thick cactus bed. Even better? Take that stroll while in the buff.
Yeah, I didn’t think that sounded great either.
But that’s exactly what 19 year-old Oscar Mues did. A concerned citizen spotted the nude man trapped in a cactus stand behind some security fencing and called [...]

Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
10. Woman Parks SUV On Top Of [...]

A woman by the name of Elsa Benson has managed to create quite the reputation for herself, and it’s not one that grants you any favors. Or makes you popular with the police for that matter.
Elsa has a bit of a habit for calling 911 in non-emergency situations. Her latest “emergency”?
Her husband refused to eat [...]

The guy wasn’t so smart for committing a crime in the first place, but he sure did have a backup plan!

There’s always been certain ways to spot a fair-weather friend. Many will avoid you when your having a bad day, or perhaps they will only hang around when you can afford to buy them dinner.
Or you discover they’ve been stealing from you.
Keith Miller found out the hard way one day when he was browsing [...]

One 28 year-old couple decided to combine their parental duties with their love of crime. The packed up the kids and took their 4 and 6 year old children for a little crime spree through the San Fernando Valley.
They made their first criminal stop at a Rite Aid, then hit a CVS. However, either third [...]

This guy apparently noticed a lone emu wandering on the side of the road, and decided the best way to help it was to tackle it and wrestle with the 6 ft bird in the dirt.
That’s what I call tough love.

Judy Kirchoff and Crystal Weissenfels had some pot to sell, and I guess they needed to sell it fast. They spotted a security officer patrolling the STA Plaza and, for reasons unknown to modern science, approached him.
Oh, but these ladies were wily. They questioned him on his particular law upholding powers and he had to [...]

While I wouldn’t exactly say that this is “moron” news, this did give me a bit of a chuckle.
The video is the view from a policeman’s dash cam while he was performing a routine traffic stop. While writing (presumably a ticket), a little black cat get overly friendly – perching on the man’s shoulder and [...]