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Stop the presses…this guy has some funny things to show the internet! Would someone please send YouTube to film him?

Wow, this woman’s logic is infallible. And by infallible, I mean, she should really think this over again.

When you can admit to yourself that your logic hasn’t been that great the whole game, why continue with it?

I shudder to think of the quality of employees this company hires that a sign like this could be deemed necessary. Either that or the managers just have a great sense of humor…

I hope this guy has some kind of contractor’s insurance, cause this is coming right out of his pocket!
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Unmarked vehicles, stolen cars..heck, maybe even a taxi – all could be better escape choices than the one Mark McAvinew made. Mark made the poor, poor choice of robbing a Metcalf bank in Kansas City, then made the even poorer choice of driving his company van to the heist.
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Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
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I know we’ve been seeing screenshots of this bouncing across the web, but seeing it on my browser this morning really brought the hilarity home.
Seriously. Make the giggles stop.

Wow…I have no idea what just happened here…

So which is it? 50% off or half off?

Really…how on earth can you sue yourself? You’d think that would be something tossed in along with the 5th.