Moron Daily News

Call me crazy, but isn’t this a little like jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire?

Store clerks have the most sacred duty of making sure that video content of the dubious variety doesn’t fall into the wrong hands. And by wrong, I mean those young, delicate minds of the underage populace. Thus, when Lewis Peagam went to purchase Firehouse Dog (rated PG) for his nephew’s 7th birthday, the overzealous store [...]

Chicago police had egg on their face after being thoroughly duped by a 14 year-old. In what is technically termed a “ballsy move”, the kid acquired a police uniform, then walked into the station and reported for duty. Right there is where most of us would have chickened out or gotten busted. But not our [...]

Cops arrested 22 people on suspicion of underage drinking in the town of Wrentham, Mass. They were tipped off about the underage drinking party by a school official who saw a post about the party on Facebook. Way to go kids. Advertising illegal activity never has consequences.
And the extra bit of irony? The party was [...]