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Wow, this woman’s logic is infallible. And by infallible, I mean, she should really think this over again.

When you can admit to yourself that your logic hasn’t been that great the whole game, why continue with it?

This video brings the two words “mindblowing” and “moron” together into one sentence. Holy cow!
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This young gentleman had himself in a whole heap o’ trouble and thought he could get out of it if only he could skedaddle fast enough. Too bad for him that court houses usually have bullet proof glass windows.
His little attempt cost him. His bond jumped from a hefty $50,000 to an astronomical $1.5 million.
Ouch.

I hope this guy has some kind of contractor’s insurance, cause this is coming right out of his pocket!
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Here we are – we made it through another year.  In keeping with tradition, this is the time to look back over the year at all our accomplishments and failures.
In this case, failures.
So I present to you, in no particular order, Moron Daily News’ Top 10 Morons Of 2009:
10. Woman Parks SUV On Top Of [...]

We humans sure do have a tough time with buttons. And the bigger and brighter and more mysterious they are, the harder they are to resist. This tendency has been fodder for many jokes, from Family Guy to internet games. We just love to press those buttons.
Sometimes we resist, painful though it may be. Other [...]

Wow…I have no idea what just happened here…

These guys didn’t stand a chance.

There’s always been certain ways to spot a fair-weather friend. Many will avoid you when your having a bad day, or perhaps they will only hang around when you can afford to buy them dinner.
Or you discover they’ve been stealing from you.
Keith Miller found out the hard way one day when he was browsing [...]

This guy apparently noticed a lone emu wandering on the side of the road, and decided the best way to help it was to tackle it and wrestle with the 6 ft bird in the dirt.
That’s what I call tough love.