Moron Daily News

If It’s In The Sky, It’s a Planet

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:54:05 +0000

Wow, this woman’s logic is infallible. And by infallible, I mean, she should really think this over again.

When you can admit to yourself that your logic hasn’t been that great the whole game, why continue with it?

It’s Rainin’ Men!

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:55:31 +0000

This isn’t your ordinary kind of leak! Maybe the store owner should get that looked into…

Convenience Store Ceiling Leak Surprise – Watch more Funny Videos

That’s Some Bad Hash

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:23:06 +0000

So either they just do things differently over in Sweden, or pot smokers are just a strange breed. Not too unlike the women who sold weed to a cop, this guy ran to the authorities when his trip turned ugly.

The 26 year-old man journeyed to his local police station to complain that his hash had been laced with LSD. He told the officers there that soon after his smoke his TV started talking to him and (wait for it) his girlfriend turned into a dolphin.

That’s some bad hash.

The man wanted the officers to test the hash he brought with him to the station for LSD, but they refused. They asked for the suppliers name, and, despite practically offering himself up for arrest due to possession in the name of drug-dealer justice, the man refused to give the name.

Vicious Car Attack

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:29:08 +0000

Those with a weak stomach might want to avert their eyes away from this terrible scene. Poor cat run over by a truck!

Lovin’ how the cat just rolls over.

Puddle Jumping Fail

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:24:45 +0000

It’s like a wormhole opened up underneath this kid’s feet.

Street Scuba

admin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:07:16 +0000

Google Street View strikes again! This becamera-ed van has really broadened my horizons on how completely random the human race really is.

I present to you exhibit A: two men dressed as scuba divers sunbathing on a fine afternoon.

And chasing the Google van.

To see the whole scenario, head over to Asylum UK. Or click here to see the original on Google itself.

Do NOT Try This At Home!

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:13:48 +0000

This video brings the two words “mindblowing” and “moron” together into one sentence. Holy cow!

Dude Speeds Through Red Light – Watch more Funny Videos

Bad Idea

admin — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:59:30 +0000

I’m sure someone’s having second thoughts right about now.

Nice Try…But Try Again

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:33:42 +0000

A creative individual only known as “Tyler” sent in this photo to his local news after a hail storm hit North Texas. However, it’s obvious that “Tyler” didn’t get any of that reported hail.

So he made his own. I think the ice cubes on the ground are especially convincing. *wink wink*

Caution: No Brain!

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:44:18 +0000

I shudder to think of the quality of employees this company hires that a sign like this could be deemed necessary. Either that or the managers just have a great sense of humor…